{"id":44,"date":"2010-06-03T04:18:02","date_gmt":"2010-06-03T04:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2010-06-03T04:18:02","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T04:18:02","slug":"schmuckcalls911toreportbeerstolenbymother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Man Calls 911 to report beer stolen by mother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A florida man is facing charges for calling 911 to report that his mother stole his beer.\u00a0 Officers report that the man told police he would keep calling 911 unless they arrested his mother.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/license.icopyright.net\/user\/viewContent.act?tag=3.5721%3Ficx_id=D9G3CE680\" target=\"_blank\">Link to full story<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A florida man is facing charges for calling 911 to report that his mother stole his beer.\u00a0 Officers report that the man told police he would keep calling 911 unless they arrested his mother. Link to full story \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}