{"id":41,"date":"2009-12-30T05:18:13","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T05:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=37"},"modified":"2009-12-30T05:18:13","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T05:18:13","slug":"shopliftingduofakeheartattack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"Shoplifting Duo\u2019s \u201cSanford and Son\u201d Fake Heart Attack Escape Plan Foiled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chattanooga police foiled a shoplifting duo\u2019s attempt to steal a cart full of TV\u2019s and a computer from a local Wal-Mart.\u00a0 According to a news release, an off duty police officer saw a man attempting to force his cart full of electronics past a greeter.\u00a0 When the officer displayed his badge, the suspect declared it was fake and attempted to continue his escape.\u00a0 The officer then tackled the suspect and arrested him.\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile while the suspect was being arrested, the suspect\u2019s wife attempted a \u201cSanford and Son\u201d fake heart attack.\u00a0 When a witness told police that the wife (a.k.a. fake heart attack victim) was seen with the suspect in the store previously, the wife followed the witness out of the store and attacked the witness.\u00a0 The witness defended herself and stabbed the wife with a pocket knife. <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the shoplifting duo was auditioning for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peopleofwalmart.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">the people of Wal-Mart<\/a>? <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20091230\/ap_on_fe_st\/us_odd_shoplifting_chaos\" target=\"_blank\">Link to story<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chattanooga police foiled a shoplifting duo\u2019s attempt to steal a cart full of TV\u2019s and a computer from a local Wal-Mart.\u00a0 According to a news release, an off duty police officer saw a man attempting to force his cart full of electronics past a greeter.\u00a0 When the officer displayed his badge, the suspect declared it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=41\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Shoplifting Duo\u2019s \u201cSanford and Son\u201d Fake Heart Attack Escape Plan Foiled&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}