{"id":40,"date":"2009-12-17T20:59:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-17T20:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2009-12-17T20:59:57","modified_gmt":"2009-12-17T20:59:57","slug":"drunkboobflashergetshitbycarwhomshedisrtracted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"Confirmed:Boob Flashing Passing Motorists Results in Car Accidents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cA drunk flasher who exposed her breasts to passing motorists was hit by a car whose driver she distracted.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Really?\u00a0 Who would have thought that would happen?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.metro.co.uk\/i\/pix\/2009\/12\/17\/article-1261042773087-079FEA16000005DC-929700_636x317.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Cherelle May re-enacts incident\" width=\"636\" height=\"317\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/806516-drunk-boob-flash-while-on-the-lash-leads-to-crash\" target=\"_blank\">Link to full story<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cA drunk flasher who exposed her breasts to passing motorists was hit by a car whose driver she distracted.\u201d Really?\u00a0 Who would have thought that would happen? \u00a0 Link to full story<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}