{"id":37,"date":"2009-10-29T04:39:27","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T04:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2009-10-29T04:39:27","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T04:39:27","slug":"magicmarkerdisguise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Magic Marker Disguise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.metro.co.uk\/i\/pix\/2009\/10\/facepaintarrestAP_450x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Every thief knows that if you are going to commit a crime, it is a good idea to have a disguise.\u00a0 However, this clueless pair didn\u2019t have the typical bandana handy, so they improvised with a permanent marker\u2026\u00a0 \u201cScribble\u2026Scribble\u2026Scribble\u2026 that should do it.. what do you think?\u00a0 Gee, I don\u2019t recognize you\u2026 now let me borrow that marker and I\u2019ll put on my disguise\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dumb Schmucks!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/article.html?Worst_disguise_ever?_Burglars_cover_faces_with_permanent_marker&amp;in_article_id=758993&amp;in_page_id=2\" target=\"_blank\">Link to Full Story<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every thief knows that if you are going to commit a crime, it is a good idea to have a disguise.\u00a0 However, this clueless pair didn\u2019t have the typical bandana handy, so they improvised with a permanent marker\u2026\u00a0 \u201cScribble\u2026Scribble\u2026Scribble\u2026 that should do it.. what do you think?\u00a0 Gee, I don\u2019t recognize you\u2026 now let me &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=37\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Magic Marker Disguise&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}