{"id":33,"date":"2009-08-26T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T06:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=29"},"modified":"2009-08-26T06:00:31","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T06:00:31","slug":"manclaimsheisciaimmunefromspeedingfine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Man claims he is CIA and immune from speeding fine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPolice in northeast Tennessee say Scott Gibson isn\u2019t the deputy director of the CIA \u2013 and he\u2019d have to pay his $75 speeding fine even if he were.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It happens to us all sooner or later in life\u2026 seeing those blue lights flashing behind you.\u00a0 Your heart begins to race and you get that sick to the stomach feeling.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Some people get so nervous or mad that they don\u2019t think straight.\u00a0 Clearly we have few lessons to learn from this schmuck who wasn\u2019t quite with it when he mailed back his speeding-cam citation with a hand written note claiming he was immune from the fine because he was the deputy chief of the CIA. <\/p>\n<p>Lesson 1:\u00a0 No matter how mad you are about a ticket or citation, think twice before impersonating a federal law enforcement official.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson 2: $75 is expensive for a ticket, but a lot less expensive than a night in jail and federal charges\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Lesson 3: If you mess with law enforcement you can expect to have the book thrown at you!\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.victoriaadvocate.com\/news\/2009\/aug\/24\/bc-us-odd-cia-impersonator-ticket\/?entertainment&amp;weird-news\" target=\"_blank\">Source: Victoria Advocate<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPolice in northeast Tennessee say Scott Gibson isn\u2019t the deputy director of the CIA \u2013 and he\u2019d have to pay his $75 speeding fine even if he were.\u201d It happens to us all sooner or later in life\u2026 seeing those blue lights flashing behind you.\u00a0 Your heart begins to race and you get that sick &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=33\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Man claims he is CIA and immune from speeding fine&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}