{"id":29,"date":"2009-08-09T03:10:15","date_gmt":"2009-08-09T03:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2009-08-09T03:10:15","modified_gmt":"2009-08-09T03:10:15","slug":"mangets30kbillforfalseplanecrashreport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"A Schmuck gets $30,000 drunk-dial lesson for falsely reporting plane crash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Authorities in Colorado have billed a man who falsely reported a plane crash.  Sheriff officials say the man, 59 was drunk when he reported that his arm was severed and that 12 other people died in the crash.   Investigators traced the call to the man.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson:  If you are drunk, put down the phone. You will live to regret it\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20090808\/ap_on_fe_st\/us_odd_false_report_cost\" target=\"_blank\">Source: Yahoo Odd News<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Authorities in Colorado have billed a man who falsely reported a plane crash. Sheriff officials say the man, 59 was drunk when he reported that his arm was severed and that 12 other people died in the crash. Investigators traced the call to the man. Lesson: If you are drunk, put down the phone. You &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=29\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Schmuck gets $30,000 drunk-dial lesson for falsely reporting plane crash&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}