{"id":22,"date":"2009-07-28T15:47:13","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T15:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2009-07-28T15:47:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T15:47:13","slug":"burglarschosewrongplace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Burglars Chose Wrong Place to Sleep it Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After breaking into a store to steal about $1, 154 in liquor, two burglars took a break to have drink.\u00a0 In the midst of their celebration, they got so drunk they fell asleep instead of escaping with the loot. <\/p>\n<p>The two burglars, stacked the booze outside the store and then went to have a drink. Apparently one drink led to many as police found them fast asleep in the store the next morning along with a complete video record of their crime on the stores security system.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"After breaking into a store to steal about $1, 154 in liquor, two burglars took a break to have drink.  In the midst of their celebration, they got so drunk they fell asleep instead of escaping with the loot.   The two burglars, stacked the booze outside the store and then went to have a drink. Apparently one drink led to many as police found them fast asleep in the store the next morning along with a complete video record of their crime on the stores security system.   Read more \" target=\"_blank\">Read more <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After breaking into a store to steal about $1, 154 in liquor, two burglars took a break to have drink.\u00a0 In the midst of their celebration, they got so drunk they fell asleep instead of escaping with the loot. The two burglars, stacked the booze outside the store and then went to have a drink. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=22\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Burglars Chose Wrong Place to Sleep it Off&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}