{"id":21,"date":"2009-07-27T22:58:26","date_gmt":"2009-07-27T22:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=17"},"modified":"2009-07-27T22:58:26","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T22:58:26","slug":"bikinicarjack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Lesson: If you are going to car jack, or rob a RV store, you might want to wear more than a bikini\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Police in Mississippi said that a woman dressed in only a bikini allegedly stole a car, and later attempted to rob a RV Center.\u00a0\u00a0 Police said that Morgan Haley, 24 approached the carjacking victim in the woman\u2019s driveway and demanded that she give up her car.\u00a0 The victim was allowed to remove her children from the car before Haley drove off.\u00a0 Haley then drove the car to Southaven RV Center and demanded money from employees claiming she had a gun.\u00a0 Employees wrestled Haley to the ground and discovered the \u201cgun\u201d was a cell phone.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson 1:\u00a0 If you are going to car jack, or rob a RV store, you might want to wear more than a bikini<br \/>Lesson 2:\u00a0 Don\u2019t try to pass off a cell phone as a gun<br \/>Lesson 3:\u00a0 If you are drunk or under the influence of drugs, you may want to think twice before leaving the house in only your bikini<br \/>Lesson 4: Don\u2019t mess with RV Center employees, they can kick you\u2019re a**<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upi.com\/Odd_News\/2009\/07\/27\/Police-Woman-in-bikini-stole-car\/UPI-75121248725260\/\" target=\"_blank\">(UPI.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Police in Mississippi said that a woman dressed in only a bikini allegedly stole a car, and later attempted to rob a RV Center.\u00a0\u00a0 Police said that Morgan Haley, 24 approached the carjacking victim in the woman\u2019s driveway and demanded that she give up her car.\u00a0 The victim was allowed to remove her children from &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=21\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lesson: If you are going to car jack, or rob a RV store, you might want to wear more than a bikini\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}