{"id":19,"date":"2009-07-24T02:20:33","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T02:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www3.gotschmucked.com\/?p=15"},"modified":"2009-07-24T02:20:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T02:20:33","slug":"drunken-wrong-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Man picks wrong place to rest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man with a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit picked the wrong place to pull over and sleep it off.\u00a0 Authorities said a confused drunk driver pulled onto the front lawn of the Michigan State Police post in Paw Paw Michigan.\u00a0\u00a0 Police say the man drove onto the front lawn after overshooting the station\u2019s parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>The driver told officers that he couldn\u2019t remember where he was coming from, but was on his way home.\u00a0 Apparently, the driver had simply chosen the post as a resting spot.\u00a0 Police say the suspect six previous arrests for drunken driving.\u00a0 Schmuck!<\/p>\n<p>More here: (<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20090724\/ap_on_fe_st\/us_odd_drunken_driver_police_post\" target=\"_blank\">Odd News<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man with a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit picked the wrong place to pull over and sleep it off.\u00a0 Authorities said a confused drunk driver pulled onto the front lawn of the Michigan State Police post in Paw Paw Michigan.\u00a0\u00a0 Police say the man drove onto the front lawn &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/?p=19\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Man picks wrong place to rest&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sightings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gotschmucked.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}